Tim wakes up. Tim sees that he is back in his home, everything is back to normal. It's pretty weird. Tim had a crazy dream. The year is 2010. Tim is 15 years old. His dreams are to become an FBI detective. He wants justice and peace in the world. It's a saturday morning and it's 11 AM.
Tim: That was all a dream huh? Damn. I actually liked it.
Tim gets out of bed and approaches his computer. He goes on the internet and types in the address bar: Runescape.com.
Tim: I guess life will always be the same.
5 Hours Later
Tim goes stops playing Runescape and goes on Facebook.com, the social network.
Tim: What the, so many notifications. Let's read this one first.
Tim reads a new post that he was tagged in by a friend saying, "I literally saw Spiderman today, he was swinging from building to building. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
Tim: Hahahahaha, this kid's a dumbass.
Tim who didn't have a mind for the real world and it's possibilities thought this was a joke until later that day when he went outside to buy a mask for Halloween, which was the next day. He thought to himself that it his friend probably said that because he saw someone in a mask doing illusions, probably a magician, since Halloween is tomorrow. Tim walked pretty far, and he finally got to "Party House" where he bought a Jason mask (Freddy vs. Jason).
Tim: This thing looks awesome!
Tim gets home and goes on aim. Nobody's on aim. He thinks to himself, what's going on.
5 hours later
Tim gets off the computer.
Tim: Time to sleep.
His window breaks and someone jumps in. It was Spiderman.
Tim: This is some kind of joke right? Ashton Kutcher, you cocksucker, come out!
Spiderman: This is no joke, Come with me.
Spiderman grabs Tim and they swing from web to web. They reach a huge building in the middle of Manhatten. This building is called the Empire State Building.
Spiderman: I brought you here for a reason, we know you hold potential of power, and we brought you here to join us. The Justice League.
Tim: How the fuck did you do all that? I'm not dreaming again am I? Who are you?
Tim comes up to spiderman and takes his mask off violently.
Tim: What the hell?
Spiderman appeared to be Daniel.
Tim: Daniel? What's going on, how come you have superpowers?
Daniel: You have superpowers as well, you just haven't unlocked them yet.
Tim: Wow.
Spiderman: Well, heres the rest of the crew.
Around 10 superheroes appear right in front of Tim.
Tim: So, haha. Tell me who's who. I'm beginning to like this!
Tim is also keeping in mind that this could be a dream. Although, he's hoping that it's not.
Spiderman: We are the Justice League, and when we are together, you must call us by our superhero names. When we are not in our costumes, call us by our regular names.
Tim: Ok.
Spiderman: We have more Justice League members, but some are on missions, and some didn't want to come. Also, we can be called the Avengers. Our original name is Justice League because we had less members and that was our classic title, but now that we have recruited many superheroes, we are the Avengers. However, most of the original members stand here today.
The other 10 Justice League members stand in awe thinking that this kid has some kind of superpower.
Spiderman: That's the Hulk, Superman, Batman, Wonderwoman, Flash, Martian Manhunter, Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and Wolverine. We have more to introduce to you, which we will. Say hello everyone to our newest recruit.
Each and everyone of the Justice League said hello to Tim. Tim was most happy. He thought to himself that this is the best thing that ever happened to him.
Tim: This will be great!
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Zont™ Chapter 2: Enter The World
Tim: Who are you?
Mysterious Man: You don't remember me? Now I'm sad.
The man walks out from the corner of the cave's entrance. He kneels down and picks up a rock off the ground. He throws it at Tim.
Tim: Ahhhh, fuck.
The rock had hit him in the forehead. Tim is now bleeding.
Tim: What was that for?
Mysterious Man: For not remembering me.
Tim: How can I remember you? I don't even know what you look like.
The Mysterious Man takes off his mask. Tim is shocked by this
Tim: What the fuck? Josh?!
Josh: Hey Tim.
Tim: You work for Alex?
Josh: Correction, I work with Alex.
Alex: Haha, don't look so down Tim. You'll be gone from here before you know it.
Tim: So basically your going to trade me to someone and then they will extract some information from me about a world that doesn't exist?
Alex: Idiot, we're going to enter the world that is called Runescape, from there we will turn this world into that world with our power.
Tim: Your power?
Alex: Hahaha, let me explain. A long time ago, before dinosaurs existed, there were two forbidden lovers, Akram and Ndukwe. They were both male. Everytime they had sex, none of them could become pregnant. So, Ndukwe decided to build a machine, a machine that can defy all laws of chemicals and physics. After 20 long workful years of this ongoing project, he successfully built the machine. With this machine, he could have done anything. Live on forever, fly, have superpowers, anything. All he wanted to do is have a baby with the one he loved, Akram. Akram became pregnant at Ndukwe's first try, thanks to the machine. Ofcourse, it is all a myth, but some people say they saw Akram and Ndukwe.
Tim: That doesn't explain what your power is.
Alex: I'm not done. After Akram and Ndukwe disappeared, after many years passed, my ancestor found this machine. He was one of the very first men to ever live. He passed down this machine from generation to generation, until it came to me. You can call me crazy, but I'm god with this machine.
Tim: What is this machine? What does it look like and where is it?
Alex: I suppose I can tell you this much, since you won't live very long now.
Tim: What? I thought your only going to use me to go into this world of Runescape?
Alex: Yeah but since you are the key to the world of Runescape, to extract the key from you, you must die.
Tim: Oh my god.
Tim starts crying.
Alex: Anyway, the machine is the most exquisite and ultimate machine born to this world. I am the machine. Unfortunately for my future offsprings, they will not recieve the benefit of what my ancestors recieved. I fused the machine with my body to become this powerful being.
Tim stopped crying, he started laughing.
Tim: Hahahaha.
Alex: What's so funny?
Tim: Your a powerful being? Hahahaha.
Alex raised his hand. Tim stopped laughing.
Tim: What the-
Tim's arm was on the ground.
Tim: What the fuck!!!
Tim started screaming in pain.
Alex: Now you know better.
Tim: Ahhhhh!
Josh: Ouch. That must have hurt.
Alex: They should be here any second.
A car pulled up near the entrance to the cave. Everyone but Tim and Josh went outside.
Josh: .... You okay man?
Tim stopped screaming.
Tim: This hurts so much.
Josh: I can tell.
Tim: Am I going to die?
Josh: No, he stopped the bleeding.
Tim: That bastard, if I ever get the chance I will kill him.
Alex: What?
Alex and everyone came back and there were 2 men in white who came from outside.
Man: This him?
Alex: Yeah.
Tim: What are you gonna do with me?
Man: We'll start now.
Alex: Alright just hurry up.
Tim: Wait, if you have the power to do everything and anything why didn't you do it yourself?
Alex: Because I didn't want to kill you.
Tim: That's stupid.
Man: Shut up, say goodbye kid.
A white beam of energy came out from behind them all and killed the man who was nearing Tim.
Alex: Fall back! They're here!
Josh: Fuck, I thought they wouldn't come today.
Alex: Well, we have the key to change the world, they will obviously try to stop us.
Three men in black cloaks jumped into the cave.
Alex: I knew you guys would come. Chris, Brandon, and David. Long time no see.
Chris: You're going down, Alex.
David: Is that a penny?
Brandon: That's a rock bro.
David: Damnit.
Chris: Prepare guys.
Chris, David and Brandon all ran towards Alex. Before they could do anything, Ruslan, Daniel and John jumped right into their way.
Alex: We'll have to relocate.
Alex grabs Tim's body who apparently fainted due to the unbearable pain of having no arm. Alex and Josh were gone, poofed into thin air.
Alex: This'll have to do for now.
They arrived in a small house in Brooklyn, New York.
Josh: They always have to ruin things.
Alex: We'll have to dispose of them soon. They're becoming a pain in the ass to our plans.
The two men who were back in the cave with Alex just appeared in the house.
Alex: So can we do this now?
Man: Yeah. Give me him.
Alex throws Tim's body to the man.
Alex: Don't take too long. I'm counting on you to do it quickly before the big ones get here. We're lucky they only send the Middle Trio. Had the boss come down himself, we'd have trouble getting out of there.
Scene changes to a dark room inside a palace. There is a table in the middle of the dark room. A table for five. Five men come from different sections of the room and sit down on the table. Each puts down their nametag on the table in front of them. Their names read: Julian, Ivan, Anna, Roman and Artem.
Julian: It's been a long time, since we've gathered like this. It is only because their seems to be a large threat this time. What's it been though, two hundred, three hundred years?
Ivan: Around 250 for sure.
Anna: So let's get straight to the point.
Roman: Yeah.
Julian: Well, I don't know if you heard this or not but, seems as if Alex has gotten his hands on Tim, the boy who is the key to Runescape.
Artem: What?! So what exactly are they planning?
Julian: Alex is going to turn this world into Runescape. Scary isn't it?
Artem: What can we do about it?
Julian: As leaders of the justice system, we must do what we can to stop Alex.
A warp hole appears in the middle of the table. Alex appears.
Alex: Hello everyone.
Roman and Anna charged at Alex. Alex easily dodged both of them, jumped to the ceiling and was now hovering in the air.
Julian: Roman and Anna, calm down, you cannot take down Alex that easily. Sit.
Roman and Anna proceeded to do so. Alex descended onto the floor.
Alex: Well, as you may have heard, I'm going to change this world forever. I want you all to be ready, this will happen in approximately 5 minutes.
Artem: What?! Your joking!
Alex: I do not joke or bluff. Why exactly have I come here to tell you this? Because you cannot stop me. Once I change this world into Runescape, you guys will have no powers.
Julian: And what if I kill you right now?
Alex: You cannot kill me in less than 5 minutes, even though you all greatly possess powers that cannot be exceed-able by anyone.
Julian: Hmph. Alright, so what exactly is the real reason you came here.
Alex quickly lunges a sword into Anna's heart. They all jump about 20 meters away from the table.
Julian: I see.
Alex runs towards Ivan. Ivan dodges Alex's sword five times. Alex then boosts his speed tenfold and cuts Ivan's head off. Julian tries to intervene but is too late.
Julian: Damnit, God damnit.
As Julian gets to where Alex is, Alex teleports 100 meters away from them. Julian, Artem and Roman all stand together.
Alex: Now theres three of you and you cannot stop me no matter what. That was easier then I thought, you guys didn't use your powers for a very long time now. Oh well, now you can't call yourselves the Five Zontz. You are now the Three Zontz, haha.
Julian: You motherbitch, motharyard.
Alex: Uh uh uhhh. That's not very nice.
Alex teleports back to his small safehouse in Brooklyn.
Alex: Wow you guys work faster than I thought.
Man: Done, you can now use your powers freely to turn this world into Runescape. Where is our 300,000,000 ? What the-?
The man and his partner are both killed by Josh and Alex.
Alex: It's time.
Tim wakes up.
Tim: Why am I not dead?
Alex: I'm surprised as well, oh well. I'd rather have you alive anyway, would you care to join my cast of brethren?
Tim: Doesn't look like I have any other choice do I?
Alex: Good, I shall give you the option to choose your powers.
Tim: Alright I guess.
Tim noticed his arm is back connected to his shoulder.
Tim: My arm? It's back!
Alex: Yeah, I actually put that back there so you can accept my offer of joining me.
Tim: Good, I'm happy. What is it we are called?
Alex: We are the NoZoubt clan. Our primary mission is to be ontop of everything and everyone in power and mind. It's about time with enter the world of Runescape.
Tim: Let's do it.
Josh: I'm happy your on our side bro.
Tim: I'm feeling a bit better myself, today I woke up thinking to myself how this day will be any different then the rest. I'm glad it turned out this way.
Josh: Well, we'll be having lots of fun, women, and whatever we want!
Tim: I feel something I've never felt before (Maybe this is true happiness).
Alex sits and chants words for 1 minute. All of a sudden the earth shakes and they are now in the world of Runescape.
Alex: Welcome!
Tim: Oh shit! Is that Zamorak?
Alex: The fuck? You know the God of this world?
Tim: Dude, like I said before, this is an online game.
Alex: Haha, sure it is. Anyway, let's go introduce ourselves. We have successfully accomplished mission #1 of the NoZoubt's, Enter the World. Soon, I'll turn the real world into this world, where all your dreams can come true!
Tim: Wow, I'm amazed that this kind of power existed.
Josh: You haven't seen anything yet.
Ruslan and Daniel appear right behind Alex.
Alex: Where's John?
The two are silent.
Alex: Damn, I guess Daniel you are my right hand man now. I'll update you on what has happened and you tell me what the fuck happened to John and the Middle Trio.
A huge creature appeared before them all.
Zamorak: What are you doing in my world humans?
Alex: This is going to be fun.
Mysterious Man: You don't remember me? Now I'm sad.
The man walks out from the corner of the cave's entrance. He kneels down and picks up a rock off the ground. He throws it at Tim.
Tim: Ahhhh, fuck.
The rock had hit him in the forehead. Tim is now bleeding.
Tim: What was that for?
Mysterious Man: For not remembering me.
Tim: How can I remember you? I don't even know what you look like.
The Mysterious Man takes off his mask. Tim is shocked by this
Tim: What the fuck? Josh?!
Josh: Hey Tim.
Tim: You work for Alex?
Josh: Correction, I work with Alex.
Alex: Haha, don't look so down Tim. You'll be gone from here before you know it.
Tim: So basically your going to trade me to someone and then they will extract some information from me about a world that doesn't exist?
Alex: Idiot, we're going to enter the world that is called Runescape, from there we will turn this world into that world with our power.
Tim: Your power?
Alex: Hahaha, let me explain. A long time ago, before dinosaurs existed, there were two forbidden lovers, Akram and Ndukwe. They were both male. Everytime they had sex, none of them could become pregnant. So, Ndukwe decided to build a machine, a machine that can defy all laws of chemicals and physics. After 20 long workful years of this ongoing project, he successfully built the machine. With this machine, he could have done anything. Live on forever, fly, have superpowers, anything. All he wanted to do is have a baby with the one he loved, Akram. Akram became pregnant at Ndukwe's first try, thanks to the machine. Ofcourse, it is all a myth, but some people say they saw Akram and Ndukwe.
Tim: That doesn't explain what your power is.
Alex: I'm not done. After Akram and Ndukwe disappeared, after many years passed, my ancestor found this machine. He was one of the very first men to ever live. He passed down this machine from generation to generation, until it came to me. You can call me crazy, but I'm god with this machine.
Tim: What is this machine? What does it look like and where is it?
Alex: I suppose I can tell you this much, since you won't live very long now.
Tim: What? I thought your only going to use me to go into this world of Runescape?
Alex: Yeah but since you are the key to the world of Runescape, to extract the key from you, you must die.
Tim: Oh my god.
Tim starts crying.
Alex: Anyway, the machine is the most exquisite and ultimate machine born to this world. I am the machine. Unfortunately for my future offsprings, they will not recieve the benefit of what my ancestors recieved. I fused the machine with my body to become this powerful being.
Tim stopped crying, he started laughing.
Tim: Hahahaha.
Alex: What's so funny?
Tim: Your a powerful being? Hahahaha.
Alex raised his hand. Tim stopped laughing.
Tim: What the-
Tim's arm was on the ground.
Tim: What the fuck!!!
Tim started screaming in pain.
Alex: Now you know better.
Tim: Ahhhhh!
Josh: Ouch. That must have hurt.
Alex: They should be here any second.
A car pulled up near the entrance to the cave. Everyone but Tim and Josh went outside.
Josh: .... You okay man?
Tim stopped screaming.
Tim: This hurts so much.
Josh: I can tell.
Tim: Am I going to die?
Josh: No, he stopped the bleeding.
Tim: That bastard, if I ever get the chance I will kill him.
Alex: What?
Alex and everyone came back and there were 2 men in white who came from outside.
Man: This him?
Alex: Yeah.
Tim: What are you gonna do with me?
Man: We'll start now.
Alex: Alright just hurry up.
Tim: Wait, if you have the power to do everything and anything why didn't you do it yourself?
Alex: Because I didn't want to kill you.
Tim: That's stupid.
Man: Shut up, say goodbye kid.
A white beam of energy came out from behind them all and killed the man who was nearing Tim.
Alex: Fall back! They're here!
Josh: Fuck, I thought they wouldn't come today.
Alex: Well, we have the key to change the world, they will obviously try to stop us.
Three men in black cloaks jumped into the cave.
Alex: I knew you guys would come. Chris, Brandon, and David. Long time no see.
Chris: You're going down, Alex.
David: Is that a penny?
Brandon: That's a rock bro.
David: Damnit.
Chris: Prepare guys.
Chris, David and Brandon all ran towards Alex. Before they could do anything, Ruslan, Daniel and John jumped right into their way.
Alex: We'll have to relocate.
Alex grabs Tim's body who apparently fainted due to the unbearable pain of having no arm. Alex and Josh were gone, poofed into thin air.
Alex: This'll have to do for now.
They arrived in a small house in Brooklyn, New York.
Josh: They always have to ruin things.
Alex: We'll have to dispose of them soon. They're becoming a pain in the ass to our plans.
The two men who were back in the cave with Alex just appeared in the house.
Alex: So can we do this now?
Man: Yeah. Give me him.
Alex throws Tim's body to the man.
Alex: Don't take too long. I'm counting on you to do it quickly before the big ones get here. We're lucky they only send the Middle Trio. Had the boss come down himself, we'd have trouble getting out of there.
Scene changes to a dark room inside a palace. There is a table in the middle of the dark room. A table for five. Five men come from different sections of the room and sit down on the table. Each puts down their nametag on the table in front of them. Their names read: Julian, Ivan, Anna, Roman and Artem.
Julian: It's been a long time, since we've gathered like this. It is only because their seems to be a large threat this time. What's it been though, two hundred, three hundred years?
Ivan: Around 250 for sure.
Anna: So let's get straight to the point.
Roman: Yeah.
Julian: Well, I don't know if you heard this or not but, seems as if Alex has gotten his hands on Tim, the boy who is the key to Runescape.
Artem: What?! So what exactly are they planning?
Julian: Alex is going to turn this world into Runescape. Scary isn't it?
Artem: What can we do about it?
Julian: As leaders of the justice system, we must do what we can to stop Alex.
A warp hole appears in the middle of the table. Alex appears.
Alex: Hello everyone.
Roman and Anna charged at Alex. Alex easily dodged both of them, jumped to the ceiling and was now hovering in the air.
Julian: Roman and Anna, calm down, you cannot take down Alex that easily. Sit.
Roman and Anna proceeded to do so. Alex descended onto the floor.
Alex: Well, as you may have heard, I'm going to change this world forever. I want you all to be ready, this will happen in approximately 5 minutes.
Artem: What?! Your joking!
Alex: I do not joke or bluff. Why exactly have I come here to tell you this? Because you cannot stop me. Once I change this world into Runescape, you guys will have no powers.
Julian: And what if I kill you right now?
Alex: You cannot kill me in less than 5 minutes, even though you all greatly possess powers that cannot be exceed-able by anyone.
Julian: Hmph. Alright, so what exactly is the real reason you came here.
Alex quickly lunges a sword into Anna's heart. They all jump about 20 meters away from the table.
Julian: I see.
Alex runs towards Ivan. Ivan dodges Alex's sword five times. Alex then boosts his speed tenfold and cuts Ivan's head off. Julian tries to intervene but is too late.
Julian: Damnit, God damnit.
As Julian gets to where Alex is, Alex teleports 100 meters away from them. Julian, Artem and Roman all stand together.
Alex: Now theres three of you and you cannot stop me no matter what. That was easier then I thought, you guys didn't use your powers for a very long time now. Oh well, now you can't call yourselves the Five Zontz. You are now the Three Zontz, haha.
Julian: You motherbitch, motharyard.
Alex: Uh uh uhhh. That's not very nice.
Alex teleports back to his small safehouse in Brooklyn.
Alex: Wow you guys work faster than I thought.
Man: Done, you can now use your powers freely to turn this world into Runescape. Where is our 300,000,000 ? What the-?
The man and his partner are both killed by Josh and Alex.
Alex: It's time.
Tim wakes up.
Tim: Why am I not dead?
Alex: I'm surprised as well, oh well. I'd rather have you alive anyway, would you care to join my cast of brethren?
Tim: Doesn't look like I have any other choice do I?
Alex: Good, I shall give you the option to choose your powers.
Tim: Alright I guess.
Tim noticed his arm is back connected to his shoulder.
Tim: My arm? It's back!
Alex: Yeah, I actually put that back there so you can accept my offer of joining me.
Tim: Good, I'm happy. What is it we are called?
Alex: We are the NoZoubt clan. Our primary mission is to be ontop of everything and everyone in power and mind. It's about time with enter the world of Runescape.
Tim: Let's do it.
Josh: I'm happy your on our side bro.
Tim: I'm feeling a bit better myself, today I woke up thinking to myself how this day will be any different then the rest. I'm glad it turned out this way.
Josh: Well, we'll be having lots of fun, women, and whatever we want!
Tim: I feel something I've never felt before (Maybe this is true happiness).
Alex sits and chants words for 1 minute. All of a sudden the earth shakes and they are now in the world of Runescape.
Alex: Welcome!
Tim: Oh shit! Is that Zamorak?
Alex: The fuck? You know the God of this world?
Tim: Dude, like I said before, this is an online game.
Alex: Haha, sure it is. Anyway, let's go introduce ourselves. We have successfully accomplished mission #1 of the NoZoubt's, Enter the World. Soon, I'll turn the real world into this world, where all your dreams can come true!
Tim: Wow, I'm amazed that this kind of power existed.
Josh: You haven't seen anything yet.
Ruslan and Daniel appear right behind Alex.
Alex: Where's John?
The two are silent.
Alex: Damn, I guess Daniel you are my right hand man now. I'll update you on what has happened and you tell me what the fuck happened to John and the Middle Trio.
A huge creature appeared before them all.
Zamorak: What are you doing in my world humans?
Alex: This is going to be fun.
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