Zont™ Chapter 7: Zombies?!

Tim wakes up someplace he's never been before. Everything is dark. He's terrified.

Tim: Where the fuck am I?

Tim thinks about the superheroes and what's going to happen to the bad guys. Tim now remembers that he fell through a crack before ending up here.

Voice: Well well well, if it isn't Tim. 

Tim: And you are?

Voice: You don't recognize me? It's me Daniel.

Daniel steps from the shadows.   

Tim: Holy shit!

Daniel: What is it?

Tim: Why is there a mole on your face the size of a pumpkin.

Daniel: Shut the fuck up Tim.

Tim: Anyway, the fuck you doing here Spiderman. Shouldn't you be fighting bad guys with Superman?

Daniel: Hahaha, Tim, is runescape getting to your head or something? I mean I know I smoke, but your on another level of stupid.

Tim: The fuck you talking about? You're Spiderman.

Daniel instantly falls on the floor laughing.

Daniel: Hahaha, dude what are you smoking seriously? I want some!

Tim: Dude whatever, are you spiderman or not?

Daniel: Why the fuck would I be spiderman you dumb fuck. Do I look like I have webs coming out from my palms?

Tim: No (But you have webs coming out of your mole.)

Daniel: Alright then, come let's go back to base.

Tim: How'd you find me anyway in all this darkness?

Daniel: Experience from playing manhunt with black people.

Tim: Wow. You racist fuck.

Daniel: Shut the fuck up Tim, you fucking chicken head.

Tim and Daniel reach the base.

Tim: Are we there yet?

The lights all go on. Five people are standing with guns holding upwards to Daniel and Tim.

Daniel: It's okay, she's with me.

Voice: She?

Daniel: Does it look like there's any difference?

Voice: Haha, what's up Tim.

Tim: How you know my name?

Voice: It's me, Ruslan.

Tim: Damn, you changed. Where did all the dinosaur looks go?

Ruslan: Very funny.

Daniel: Yo guys, I'll be right back, I'ma go get a stogie from lucy's spot.

Voice #2: Yoo Tim. You faggot!

Tim: Alex!!

Tim and Alex do a sup handshake.

Alex: What's good bro?

Tim: Nothing.

Ruslan: Tim, so how'd you get here?

Tim: I fell through a crack in the surface.

Everyone laughs.

Alex: Dude what's wrong with you?

Ruslan: Runescape's getting to his head.

Tim: Oh yeah? Well watch this.

Tim attempts a pose to release his wings from his back. It fails. Everyone starts laughing. 

Tim: The fuck?

Alex: Hahaha, did you just fart?

Tim now knows that whatever happened, happened permanently.

Voice #3: Tim, your gay.

Tim: Wow, your here too?

Voice #3: Ofcourse, I've always been here.

Tim: Same old Julian.

Julian: Yo Tim, Alright?

Voice #4: Yo Tim, let's go play some basketball?

Alex: He wouldn't want to trip over your nose, Roman.

Everyone laughs.

Roman: Fuck you.

Voice #5: Alex, let's go to bed.

Alex: Okay baby. I'll see you guys in the morning.

Alex leaves with his girl.

Tim: Was that just?

Ruslan: I couldn't believe my dinosaur-looking-paws either. She actually came.

Tim: Finally? Haha.

Roman: Alex is the only one that actually gets pussy, well Tim too. He gets pussy from Runescape.

Tim: Shut up!

An ugly growl is heard in the background.

Julian: They're here?! Too fast!

Roman: That's what she said!

Julian: Fuck up!

Tim: Who's here? Superman?

Everyone looks at Tim as if he's some sort of complete reject.

Ruslan: You have problems.

Tim: I know, I'm not understanding anything!

The growl seems to be getting closer.

Tim: What is that?

And closer...

Julian: Prepare your guns! Ready!

It steps out of the darkness. With a disgusting ugly looking face, much worse than Tim's.

Ruslan: Aim!

Everyone but Tim aims their guns at this horrific creature.

Roman: Fire!!!

Everyone shoots their M16's at the monster.

Tim: Holy shit! What the fuck was that?

The monster falls. Everyone surrounds it.

Julian: That's what we call, Mrs. G. 

Ruslan: In other words, a zombie General.

Tim: A zombie general?

Roman: Yeah, you don't usually see them. There's a lot of different types of zombies. But Mrs. G is one of the toughest to take down. You'd need 3 other people with guns and good aiming to take it down.

Tim: Okay. Can I get a gun?

Julian: In the morning. Alex will give you one and assign a rank for you. Tomorrow is also the day we move out.

Tim: Move out?

Ruslan: To a different base, we can't just keep living here.

Roman: The enemy knows our hiding spot. So we have to move faster than usual, and sooner.

Julian: Your right, I don't like to be cockblocking, so someone go "wake" Alex up.

Tim: I'll do it!

Ruslan: Tim, we know your hungry for some dick but no you cannot be the one. Roman, go do it.

Roman: Why me?

Ruslan: Because your nose is going to hit the door, "waking" Alex up before you can see anything.

Julian laughs.

Tim: Okay so what do I do?

Ruslan: You wait, like good boys and girls do.

Tim: Whatever.

Roman enters their small safehouse.

Roman: Alex!

Roman with closed eyes hits the door open with his nose.

Alex: Dude!!!

Bed stops shaking violently.

Roman: Is there world war III happening in here?

Alex: Your so funny. Don't you see I'm busy, oh wait you can't see past your nose. Well, what do you need?

Roman: We're leaving. We just killed a Mrs. G.

Alex: We'll be out in a couple minutes.

Roman walks out of the house.

Tim: What happened?

Roman: World War III.

Julian: That happens everytime he's in there with her. Is he coming out?

Roman: Yeah, couple minutes.

Ruslan: Guys.

Everyone looks at Ruslan who was looking scared to the east direction.  

Ruslan: I don't think we have a couple of minutes.

A horde of zombies appear. Around 100.

Tim: Zombies!!